Train mein I mosquito Chinese
ke sir pe AA baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir I matchar Bania pe baitha. Us NE pakar ke Chinese ko poocha "khareedoge kya
!!!"



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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1
saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Bania's son: Main to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.



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Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai TU.