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Rajnikanth Jokes: Theory of Light

Throw a beam of your torch light on a mirror which refractive index 100 at an angle of 17.63 degrees. The reflected beams hits ceiling and then further hits the wall before striking the cigar. The reflected light due to high air friction and the friction of the wall gets converted into heat which in turns gets converted into fire in 0.001256 micro seconds. This light the cigar and you can smoke with the light (delight).

Reference: Rajnikanth's Theory of Physics Vol-III

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Rajnikanth Jokes: Special Effect

Shake your head while watching this Photo you will find the image of Rajnikanth! :-D

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Rajnikanth Driving License

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Waah Kya "SHAYRI" Hai !

Aaraam Karo - By Hasya Kavi Arvind Ji Maharaj

Train mein I mosquito Chinese
ke sir pe AA baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir I matchar Bania pe baitha. Us NE pakar ke Chinese ko poocha "khareedoge kya
!!!"



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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1
saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Bania's son: Main to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.



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Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai TU.